Book: Liking me so far?
Book: Slow down, do you really want to finish me tonight?
Book: How's your heart doing?
Book: Oops, did I break you?
Book: Don't cry for me.
Book: You're almost at the end!
Book: You're going to know all the answers now!
Book: ...
Book: Oops, did I forget to mention I'm the first in a series?
Book: And that the sequel comes out next year?
Book: :)

catnus:

I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things. 

(via acciostethoscope)

legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

(Source: jordanwreckes, via khaleesiofthesouth)

gossiptroll:

my idea of a hot date 

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